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« Ответ #14 : 05 Август 2011, 23:16 » |
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Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Johnny: "Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king" OMG What RUBBISH!
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« Ответ #18 : 20 Август 2011, 00:51 » |
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Traveling in a bus on tour around New York city, a prim young lady got shocked to hear an obviously newly immigrated old man saying to an attentive companion in a strong accent: "Emma coma first, I coma next, two assa coma together, I coma again, two assa coma together again, I coma one-a-more, pee-pee twice, then I coma for the lasta time." The youg lady blushed when he finished, and then, noticing a police officer sitting nearby, she whispered to him, " Aren't you going to arrest that terrible old man?" The officer stared at her, genuinely bewildered, and said, "For what? For ...?
Who would finish this extremely decent joke?
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